OK, I had a nice big picture of this earlier and the bandwidth just got hogged up so I had to search to find it again... and all I can find is this thumbnail size - I blew it up a little, but it's not great... Normally I wouldn't bother hunting something down, but I got TONS of emails from people saying they wanted to see this monstrosity of a cake...
IT IS OBNOXIOUS.
She paid THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of dollars for this. When I first saw it I thought someone else made it for her... because honestly, you gotta be pretty vain to have a cake of YOURSELF made - but oh, no... Mariah wanted a cake of HERSELF.
I want to know WHERE DID THEY PUT THE CANDLES? I can think of a few places LOL.
So now I am thinking... is this the new trend in cake-making? Do I need to order up a 2 foot tall cake of Kyla for Sunday??
Meet Vanessa Hulihan. The woman Kevin was apparently ALL OVER the other night in Vegas... Even worse, according to Page SixSixSix, THEY HAVE A PAST! It seems Kevin hooked up with her on a previous Vegas bender...
Thanks to Page SixSixSix for the photo too... I've been Googling all day to find one!
According to about 10 different sources, Brad Pitt is allowing Jennifer Aniston to keep the house. They were going to sell it and split the money since it's one of the few things they actually purchased together, but Jennifer wants to stay there... so Brad is cool with it. What a sweetie... even though I read somewhere he spent Easter with Angelina Jolie?
According to femalefirst.co.uk Paris was walking across the street in LA and was so distracted by the phone and trying to hold onto her dog, she didn't see a car coming right at her!
The old man driving the car slammed on the brakes and just barely missed hitting her!!
No ring. But... she probably doesn't wear it all the time. She obviously had to take it off while filming her movie... maybe she just doesn't wear it all the time. Lots of people do that.
A giant Mariah! A 4 foot CAKE STATUE OF MARIAH CAREY... I just don't even know what to say, it's ridiculous. The cake is better looking than the real thing lol...
I had the picture but too many people used it and now it's gone LOL... I don't quite get the whole bandwith thing... I am trying to get the pic back!!!
I JUST HAD TO RELOAD THESE PICTURES TO IMAGESHACK BECAUSE SOMEONE HOTLINKED THEM - DO NOT DO THIS... BECAUSE IF I CATCH YOU - AND I WILL - I WILL CALL YOU OUT AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW YOU COPY MY SITE!!!
Instead, copy the picture to your computer... then go to imageshack and load it on your own so that you're not taking the bandwith from my pictures.
On her way to the gym... and they got a nice pic of her bum and her wedgie too :)
Apparently Paris Hilton and her friend Kimberly Stewart (daughter of Rod the Bod) were hogging the bathroom at a club in LA where Kimberly's boyfriend's band was performing... When Paris & Kim went into the stall TOGETHER, a girl in line screamed "at least save some for us!"
Then when they got out of the stall, some girl had PEED IN THE SINK and Paris called her a "dirty bitch" and then said "that's hot" and walked out...
I could vomit. According to Page Six today, Al Reynolds brought furry handcuffs, a whip, and a bottle of Svedka vodka home to his wife Star Jones the other night. I just got a REALLLLLLLLY NASTY VISUAL.
I try to keep this site about current celebrity gossip... however, once in a while I come across something I feel the need to share.
You may or may not find this website to be amusing. I found the link to it on another site and when I clicked it I almost peed my pants. I literally laughed out loud at my computer screen and could not contain myself for several minutes.
I find Kenny Rogers to be one of the most amusing people EVER. I LOVE The Gambler, Don't Fall In Love With A Dreamer, Islands In The Stream, and of course Lucille... and I have seen MANY AN OLD MAN who looked like Kenny Rogers...
The fact that there is an entire website dedicated to this phenomenon is just beyond funny.
If you're not amused then we don't have the same sense of humor, sorry.... I'm a big VUG!!!
There are a TON of these pictures floating around but I only picked a few of them... that one because you can see Britney's awesome face and Kevin flicking a cigarette while looking at Britney's braless bosom...
Kevin must have rolled back into Santa Monica to meet up with his beloved wife yesterday... Monday night she was out at Busby's with her bro (see pics below)...
I swear I am going to have to start a "Federline Log Blog" to keep track of these two... the constant pictures coming out, it's like putting together a frigging puzzle!
This one I like because we see a sensitive soft side of Kevin... he's not going to give up the cushy chair so that Britney doesn't sit on the cement... but he'll rub her neck while he lies to her about his weekend...
Oh, and my favorite... I wonder if she's hiding Bit Bit in that NEST OF HAIR!!!
It's pretty sad that when Lindsay Lohan grabs a slice of pizza in NYC people take pictures of her. Even sadder is that when I recieve such a photograph, I post it here just because it's Lindsay Lohan.
Did she borrow that jacket from the How The Grinch Stole Christmas wardrobe?
Well... since when do PREGNANT WOMEN HANG OUT AT BARS??? Here's Britney out at Busby's Bar in Santa Monica on Monday night with her brother Bryan... looks like she REALLY dressed to impress...
She is SUCH an amazing actress... look at that "OH MY GOD I AM ABOUT TO DIE A VIOLENT DEATH" look on her face... I smell Oscar for Paris!
Actually, it kind of looks like these could be clips from a ROUGH SEX video... like Paris Does S&M or something... but they're actually stills from "House of Wax". Can't wait 'til that opens!
I saw this on A Socialite's Life and I had nightmares about it last night... Click the link and see who they look like... then sleep with one eye open.
Does anyone know what this picture is actually for?
The Superficial has the story... nobody knows if it is true or not, but honestly - a story like this is one you just really can't fathom someone making up!
This according to Woman's Day Magazine... Apparently Britney went to the doctor for and Ultrasound while Kevin was out golfing!
Oh, and here's what Kevin had to say about ending up with Britney...
"I was on the road with (her) for two months, I never thought this s**t would happen... A few years down the road, and a couple of tours later, I wound up meeting her arse again - and here we are."
He's a REAL WINNER. REALLY in love... No wonder Britney is wearing a shirt that says "DICK" and lashing out at the tabloids about boyfriends cheating...
Oh I knew it was coming... What have I been saying about the Britney Pregnancy Rumors... I will now call them BRP's...
I said, I won't believe it 'til I read it in Britney's STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS...
Well, here's what she has to say...
STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS March 30, 2005
Dear False Tabloids,
As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.
If you don't care (it's ok, I'm not offended) - check back later for dirt. Blogger SUCKS REAL BAD today and nothing is posting correctly... and my pictures aren't working because I think I am hogging too much imageshack bandwith.
Thanks for reading. Sorry there's not much today - click the links to other gossip sites and you'll find plenty of juicy stuff.
Here's the problem with using free photo hosting... when stuff like those Britney pics pop up, and other people hotlink off my hotlinked pics... the bandwith gets sucked up and then they don't work...
PLEASE, if you HOTLINK... USE A FREE HOSTING SITE.
I hotlink a few things here and there... but with the new pictures, I go to imageshack or tinypic and do my own - that way I'm not taking anyone else's bandwith!!
I apologize for the inconvenience. I know you're going to be mad that you can't see Britney picking her wedgie or see her mishandling little Bit-Bit... but check some of the links and you'll find them on the other blogs anyway LOL...
Thanks for reading the site. My daughter's birthday is tomorrow so I'm doing something cool for The MILF Diaries...
Right after I posted the previous post... Amanda sent me these...
POOR LITTLE BIT BIT!!!
Got wedgie?
Smiling for the camera...
It must be really annoying to have people watching you at all times. I think she does some of the stuff - like picking her wedge - on purpose. I'd be picking my nose, picking my wedge, adjusting my boobs, etc. all the time if people were following me!
That's the latest... they are separated right now... Britney's staying at her brother's place, hasn't been wearing her ring... and Kevin's doin' his thing... NO WONDER SHE IS DENYING SHE'S PREGNANT!
Actually, I don't think she is pregnant... Just getting fat...
Here are pics of her with Bryan by the pool...
Does her shirt say DICK???? I think it does... Hmmmmmm...
Here they are later that day waving to the camera!
I don't really know what is up with her and Kevin... I just heard she is staying at her brother's... and I would not be surprised if this is the case.
PS - DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE THUMBNAIL PICTURES NEXT TO EACH OTHER?? I put a space between them and in the preview it looks right, but when I publish they all end up in a column.
BLOGGER SUCKS ARSE TODAY... that's why the posts are screwed up.
This is a rumor I actually hope is true!! Star Magazine claims Nick & Jessica have "reconnected emotionally" and are going to start trying to make a baby. She's done filming her movie, Newlyweds is done, etc... They are also selling the house they lived in while filming Newlyweds...
I just wonder how far into Jessica's pregnancy they'll get before having the MTV cameras move back in. I would LOVE to watch her go through being pregnant!!
Sofia Vergara and Tom Cruise are not nearly as serious as we think... well, according to Sofia anyway...
According to Page Six today, Sofia says...
"I've only known Tom for a very short time. It's funny because the media creates what they want to create. And according to them, Tom is in a full-fledged, sexual relationship with the most irresistible woman in the world — me!"
I bet they're sleeping together... but it might not be too seroius.
I'm so loving this guy from The Times Picayune in New Orleans...
He's got 2 other great stories about Lindsay's little romp through town...
Her blackberry WAS hacked. She was out one night drinking with some local boys... she got up to use the ladies room, left her purse at the bar, and these kids went through her blackberry and copied all the famous people's numbers to their own phones... then they prank called them all later.
Lindsay got her tattoo in New Orleans... The tattoo artist said he had to wipe off her fake tan where she wanted it done... so she spray tans - as if we couldn't tell by her orange glow...
She and 2 friends got a 50% discount on their tats... total bill was $150. They left a TWO DOLLAR TIP. Like, why bother tipping at all if you're only going to leave $2!?
That brings me to another question - do you tip your tattoo artist? I only have one - and frankly I don't remember tipping... but it was a long time ago ;)
AWWWWWWWWW isn't that sweet??? I think I almost see Cameron's crack in picture 2 LOL... They make me sick... and I am so tired of seeing Justin in his grandfather's golf outfits!
Photo from one of my favorite dirt blogs Pink is the New Blog... and please note that I credit every source... unlike some people!!!
Oh, and if you are offended by my comments about his weight - don't be. I am quite a heffer these days - I ate about 100 Cadbury mini-eggs and one big Cadbury creme egg today... and when those were gone, I had jelly beans and M&M eggs... Thank God I don't like PEEPS!
Seriously. She needs to lay off the lipstick. Or at least blot!
Click the thumbnail... I'm going to have to start doing more thumbnails and less big pictures bc I'm one of the top bandwith hoggers on ImageShack right now!!!
CORRECTIONS: I'm not perfect - in case you didn't already know... I was so busy laughing at the fact that Cameron covers her face while getting a hot dog I missed a few things... She's not actually hugging JT, she's hugging the guy who helped her get the hot dog... and the person making the hot dog is a woman, not a man. I admit when I am wrong, just one of those CANI things - ya know?
Cameron flips off the paparazzi while driving up to hot dog stand...
Cameron, ashamed of buying a hot dog and knowing it will probably cause another breakout, covers her face with a scarf...
Cameron takes money out of purple wallet and gives it to friend so he can hand money to hot dog maker man...
Cameron waits patiently for hot dog while friend pays hot dog man... because Cameron can't hand money to a stranger hot dog maker?
After this traumatic experience, Cameron goes to her boyfriend Justin for a hug... Justin whispers in her ear... "Get that shit off your head woman!"
A veiled Cameron sits shotgun while someone else drives... she must have sent Justin packing to the back seat.
Feel free to comment with your thoughts about this madness. It must be so hard to be Cameron Diaz and just want to eat a hot dog in private.
1 - That outfit. Is she wearing a black chain linked fence? And how about the frigging PANTIES she's wearing underneath that probably aren't supposed to show...
2 - In the article in FHM, she says the following: "Only women have issues with me being too sexy."
I just think of that Right Said Fred song... "I'm Too Sexy"
I won't even bother posting the rest of the ugly pictures of her - it's a waste of blogspace.
If you have some real deep desire to see them, email me danasdirt@danasdirt.com... or post comments begging and pleading for them.
Seriously that's what I'm calling them from now on. I am sick of saying/typing "Brad and Angelina" so now they are Brangelina...
I just find it REALLY weird that for the first time - at least from what I've seen - an actor/actress are guilty by ACTING... you know what I mean? Like these are pictures of their MOVIE SCENES TOGETHER... not real... but they are being printed to show the "passion" between them.
The pics are big... and this thing is loading slow lately because of all the images, so here are the links.
MORE HANUS BRITNEY PICTURES IN WHICH SOME CLAIM SHE IS WEARING A "MATERNITY" DRESS...
That is NOT a maternity dress... there is no room for the belly to actually grow.
What it IS... um, it's just plain FUGLY.
Here are more pics, click the thumbnails to see them bigger... and please tell me what the frig is that blue thing she's holding up to her face? A snot rag? A spit cloth? A hankie?
She looks gross - and she looks how I FELT while I was pregnant...
Still... I won't believe she's pregnant until I read it on Stream of Consciousness......
Seriously... His arrogance blows me away... and it's one thing to be arrogant as an actor because he is pretty talented... but his arrogance has extended to his musical prowess as well LOL...
According to Crowe, his new song is "fresh, graceful and relavatory (sic)", and he claims it has stirred the emotions of men and women alike - including several celeb rities.
He hails his own composition as "the only song I've written that has made both men and women cry, think and call their parents - usually in that order".
He also says... "I have emails from Sting and Billy Bragg, two of my writing heroes, that give testament to the quiet power of the song."
Oh, and in case you are dying to hear his masterpiece of brilliant musical divinity... The song is called "Raewyn" and will be released on the internet soon.
I'll be right on top of it when it becomes available... not.
And according to Page SixSixSix, Ashlee's getting HOOBA-STANKED!!
Apparently she was spotted hanging out with Hoobastank guitarist Dan Estrin.
This just like a week after she was making out with her own guitarist.
Speaking of Ashlee... If I catch the Ashlee Simpson Show episode where she whines and whines and whines about changing the frigging lyrics of the song at the Orange Bowl one more time I am going to punch my TV.
LIKE OH MY GOD LINDSAY AND WILMER WERE MAKING OUT THE OTHER NIGHT!!! MAYBE THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER!!!!
Who knows... According to People Magazine they were making out at Marquee in NYC on the 18th and were then spotted at some SNL After parties the night Ashton hosted...
But then some people said Lindsay heard Wilmer was at one of the parties so she didn't go in.
I don't know. I wouldn't be surprised if they hooked up for ex-sex. Why not? Especially if Ashlee DID hook up with him, it would be Lindsay's way to get back at Ashlee... even though it seems Ashlee's hanging out with a Hoobastank dude!
I don't mean she's going to play some Bob Dylan songs... I mean she is going to PLAY BOB DYLAN in a movie about his life!
According to femalefirst.co.uk Beyonce is on the short list of AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMEN up for the role of BOB DYLAN!
The director is looking for a woman to do justice to the white Jewish singer's "inner blackness".
It is weird... but apparently there are seven actors/actresses set to play Bob Dylan in different stages of his life... Read the article for more in depth info!
How will Beyonce go from playing FOXY CLEOPATRA to being BOB DYLAN???
Is anyone interested in Cameron Diaz's show Trippin'? It premiers on MTV Monday night... I might check it out just to see what it's about. She's a goofball...
And of course she has Justin in 2 episodes, but of course she says it was a business matter and not about the relationship. They didn't hug or kiss on camera at all...
"Clearly, as producer and creator of the show, I'll put in what I feel comfortable with, but it's not about Justin and my relationship. He's just like any other guest."
I just read this really funny article about Lindsay Lohan in The Times Picayune... The same journalist who wrote about her "dancing on tables" has more dirt... and questions which bar it was on Bourbon Street that "has no tables"...
Apparently a kid went to be an extra for a scene in the bowling alley where they were filming - it was closed to the public for a week - and this kid was given strict instructions... Do not make eye contact with Lindsay Lohan. If Lindsay Lohan looks at you, look away. Do not approach Lindsay Lohan.
So the kid didn't do anything wrong... but for whatever reason Lindsay flipped out that day before they shot the scene and left...
The kid asked a production person if Lindsay was leaving, and he was escorted out of the bowling alley just for asking the question!!
Anyway, you should read the whole article because it's pretty good.... I very rarely read entire articles LOL, but this one is worth it if you have a minute.
OR should I say THE COCKS LOL... Anyway, this from Digital Spy
Courteney Cox and David Arquette honoured Jennifer Aniston last week with a full-page advertisement.
To celebrate Cox's former Friends co-star success at winning the Showest Female of The Year prize, the Arquettes took out a full-page advertisement in The Hollywood Reporter in her honour.
The tribute message read: "Congratulations Jennifer. Your enormous heart makes you an incredible actress and a beautiful friend. We love you. Courteney, David and Coco."
How sweet!!! They obviously knew Jennifer was taking care of the divorce business and would need some cheering up.
Oh dear Lord PLEASE let them put the court summons on the front gate of the house so we can see pictures of Brad walking up to find them... you know, like what they did to poor Denise Richards...
From the AP wire...
Aniston Files for Divorce From Pitt
3 minutes ago Movies - AP
LOS ANGELES - Jennifer Aniston (news) filed for divorce from Brad Pitt on Friday, court papers showed. The divorce petition filed in Superior Court seeks dissolution of the actors' marriage based on irreconcilable differences
A long-rumored split between the "Friends" star and the "Ocean's Twelve" star was confirmed in January when they released a joint statement saying they were formally separating.
The couple married on July 29, 2000, and have no children.
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It's official... it's so sad. Now I really need to watch PoweR Girls to cheer me up!
I know she talks about Harajuku girls in the Rich Girl song and they are in the video, but I must have missed the explanation of WHY and WHAT are HARAJUKU GIRLS???
Gwen has given the Harajuku Girls a wardrobe makeover... they look less like clowns and more like little Gwens-in-training...
BEFORE.
AFTER.
I just can't believe there isn't some Harajuku Equality Group flipping out about the fact that Gwen has basically enslaved these 4 young women to follow her around!!!
Or maybe I'm missing something about Harajuku. Please explain, I don't know EVERYTHING ya know.
I think I solved the "Where's Tinkerbell" mystery... I suspect poor Tinkerbell is limping around freezing her little tiny legs off in Beverly Hills because BIT BIT MUGGED HER AND STOLE HER PINK MINK COAT!!!
Enough already people... I love how they circle the 3 pictures of her tummy *click the link to see them* as if we didn't know where to look for the tummy bulge... She's just gaining weight.
Let's leave this one alone... If she's pregnant, we'll find out soon enough.
Now Lindsay Lohan's paternal grandmother (meaning the mother of Lindsay's lush father) is selling childhood photos and videos of Lindsay!
What a nasty granny... her son is a complete F up... and it seems like he's done nothing but try to make money off Lindsay... she wouldn't give it to him, so he tried to hawk this reality TV show which never happened... and now his mother is going through the family photo albums looking for baby pics of Lindsay in the tub to make a buck.
I almost feel a tiny pang of pity for Lindsay... where's my tiny violin?
OK, not to be mean and pick on a 5 year old... but little Liam needs a haircut...
And why is a little boy wearing PINK socks???
Oh, wait... A PINK SOCK. Because if you look closely at the child's feet... he's wearing a pink sock and a white velcro sneaker on one foot... and a light blue sock with a navy blue lace-up sneaker on the other.
Is this some trend or did Calista just not check his feet before leaving the house??
According to the UK version of Yahoo News, Lindsay Lohan doesn't think too highly of Academy Award winning actresses...
She recently ran her mouth to a reporter...
She said: "With movies now, it's very easy for a girl to dumb herself down or look ugly or be naked or be a lesbian or gain weight.
"Those are the ones that win Oscars," she added, warming to her theme.
Theron picked up an Oscar after gaining weight and enduring lengthy, gruelling daily make-up sessions for her role in Monster.
And Kidman's portrayal of Virginia Woolf in The Hours, saw her don a prosthetic nose and dowdy clothing for the part. She won a best actress award too.
Still, at least one of Tinseltown's leading ladies can breathe a sigh of relief.
"The only one who didn't have to do that was Julia Roberts," added Lins. "And she never took her clothes off."
WOW. I just can't even believe she said that stuff... She's also gotta have Hilary Swank in mind to be saying that stuff too... WOW WOW WOW WHAT A STUPID BITCH!!!
Oh wait, it's not even a real story!!! All it says is that Britney is pregnant, announcement coming soon.
I just don't think she is. I think this guy wanted some hits on his Review Journal website so he posted it. Nothing wrong with wanting hits... I am a HIT WHORE right now - but I just don't think it's true.
Kevin is not stupid enough to knock Britney up right now. Oh, I'm not saying he isn't STUPID in general, but I REALLY don't think he is going to get her pregnant...
For her sake I hope not anyway.
That pic was apparently taken the "morning after" Kevin's birthday party!
This magazine is new... and apparently attempting to beat out Star Magazine at publishing lies... at least that's what it seems like to me.
I just don't trust it... Nobody else has this story EXCEPT this "Life & Style Weekly" magazine and if Jessica was really hanging out with another guy wouldn't Page Six or Us Weekly or some paparazzi photographer have pictures???
The girls on The View (a repeat) were talking about this today... I guess it was news like 2 months ago but I missed it LOL...
Jenna Jameson is selling her MOAN as a cell phone "ring" tone... instead of playing "Baby Boy You Stay On My Mind..." your cell phone could MOAN at you!!!
I'm not quite sure who could get away with using these moan tones besides fellow porn stars and high school boys... And even then, what if your phone rings in front of your mom or something?
Click here for the story from MSN back in January.
I had to snag the MSN picture too because I couldn't find any of her WITH CLOTHES ON in a google search!
OK, a while back I got an email from a girl who told me she had a disturbing experience while backstage at a John Mayer concert... At the time I was working for a radio station and didn't really want to start this rumor about him if it wasn't true - but after I posted the pics of John Mayer looking wasted, the girls emailed me again to tell me their story...
Here's the email...
I can not say whether or not this is true, but according to these girls who saw John Mayer in Orlando in November of 2003 - he's got some issues!
Hey Dana! My name is Jenna and my sister, Jessica, is actually the girl who wrote you telling you about how John Mayer went to town on himself while I was backstage in November of 2003 with my best friend, Carly. Jessica said that you mentioned remembering this story. Carly had actually been the one who e-mailed you telling you this gossip back when it forst happend. If you want the full details, I would love to give them to you. I remember it like it was yesterday. John was talking and talking about how he worries so about what people think of his music. He is a very strange man. He contemplated the idea of people getting tired of what he produced out loud to us while Carly and I sat there... bored and confused. He then started talking about how he didn't like to have sex on the road with strangers but LOVED to do everything else with them. We simply stated "Sorry, out of all the girls in your audience, we aren't the ones you should have chosen. We're not like that, sorry." He was like "Oh that's ok, I just wanted to play doctor with you." (Discusting, I know. That is an exact quote by the way.) So he said "You just can't wack off on the tour bus because you are on the bus with all guys and they know what you are doing if you go into the bathroom for any extended period of time." We were like "Okay...." and the next thing we knew... he had his HIDEOUS business out and was working it out. Yuck. We contemplated staying and I even said to him "You are crazy." We decided we could leave right then and there or stay and say to everyone what crazyness we saw. Obviously you know what we decided to do. So once he was done (and yes, he did go all the way *vomits*) I said, "Aren't you supposed to be the sensitive one who sings 'Your Body Is A Wonderland?" He got pissed! "I am far from sensitive. I hate when people call me that! And I don't care if you tell a million people about this. It's a huge world out there. I am not worried." And then we left. He gave me his e-mail address but I never heard back from him. Anyway, now you know the scoop. E-mail me back if you would like. I don't need to remain annonymous. I am not worried about that... Hope you have a great day and I hope your sweet little lady is doing well. Squeeze her little chubby ckeekies for me. She sure is cute. By the way, I love you page sister. I've been reading every since you were at the station. Have a good day!
I just have to say thanks to the people who have been linking to my site... I am getting more and more hits every day...
Do me a huge favor - link to www.danasdirt.com instead of the blogspot address... my hit tracker only counts hits that go to www.danasdirt.com and then redirect here... It won't count hits directly to the blog until I can figure out how to fix it... I know not even half my hits are counting on my traffic facts!
I also want to say to the people who are now copying from my site - and the other sites I talk about (like Page SixSixSix and The Superficial) PLEASE also give these sites credit... It cracks me up when I read random thoughts I see on Page SixSixSix on other dirt pages... and I know people are just ripping them off. Why not give the amazing Perez Hilton some love instead of just stealing his work and thoughts?
It is a huge pet peeve of mine. The more I link to other people, the more hits I get because they link back to me! It's all in good fun... and the fun of blogging is seeing what other people find and reading the thoughts of other creative people - NOT COPYING THEM!
I just can not stand her - and obvoiusly, neither can anyone else.
I love the way Page SixSixSix picks on her all the time... but once in a while I have to do it myself...
Now is a good time especially since I just watched The View. They had Tina Turner on... and Star was wearing this God awful ugly TIGHT sequin tank top thing with a red skirt. It was horribly unflatterring and hanus...
And at one point during "Hot Topics" they were talking about cell phone rings... and Star's phone rings "Baby boy you stay on my mind...." by Beyonce when her now unemployed-fired-from-Merrill-Lynch-husband Al calls.
Have you ever seen her website? Or even worse, her wedding website?
I just went on to find a picture of her for this little blurb and came across www.starjones.com and laughed out loud - for real - at the front page of the site...
It says "I am the author of the only dictionary that defines me."
What the frig does that mean? I guess maybe she's thick as Webster's? I don't know...
Then there's the gayness that is www.starandal.com which is just pure nonsense.
Says Al of Star...
"I fell in love with her because of what I like to call the three "S's" of Star... SPIRITUAL, SUPPORTIVE AND SEXY!"
I was hoping the "Honeymoon" section might have a Britney-Kevin-esque honeymoon photo album but no such luck... it's just them sitting on a beach (fully clothed) and a statement about how they didn't end up going to an island that was hit by the tsunami.
You can even take the Star Jones QUIZ to test your knowledge of Star and Al... like - why you would care to test that knowledge I have NO IDEA, but apparently Star believes there is reason for a Star Jones Quiz section of her site. What do I get if I study up on Star and know the answers to all the questions????
Enjoy - but only bother to check those links if you are REALLY bored today... like I am.
Ouch... poor Britney. She planned this fabulous celebration for Federstink's 27th birtday and he ruined it...
Of course you saw the pictures of them at JUSTIN'S club... but I guess before they got there Britney had gone all out at their hotel suite - and Kevin was a jerk!
She had cake, balloons, decorations, etc... and he told the maid at the hotel to "GET RID OF IT - ALL OF IT!" He showed up late and brought his brother and his friends with him... and Britney had planned on a private celebration...
She also apparently wanted him to wear PINK and he kept saying all night that he didn't like wearing pink... and since they planned on a little mini-vaca for his birthday, she's now upset that he hasn't spent any time with her!
She's been shopping - WITHOUT HER WEDDING RING - while he's out chain smoking with his friends!
I got these little tidbits from Star Magazine and The Mirror today.
"The bleached and surgically enhanced Chloe Jones claims the "Two and a Half Men" star recently paid her more than $15,000 for sex and even asked the former porn star and prostitute to marry him."
Reps for Charlie Sheen say he hasn't seen her since 1996 - and call her a big fat liar LOL!
I think it's more like Charlie Sheen is a BIG FAT CHEATER! There has to be some reason why Denise - at 6 months pregnant - left his ass!
She's 5 months pregnant... performing at the One Tree Hill concert... What a cutie. She kind of faded out of the spotlight (not before posing all hot and sexy for Maxim) but I like her.
Pray to Jesus that she does not give her child some crazy name like Watermelor or Carjacker!
Crack is still wack... and Whitney Houston is back in rehab. She's been denying the rumors her drug days are not over for a while... but she's now checked herself back into a program.
It's just sad. She was so awesome. I used to dance around my livingroom to my Whitney records and I RECORDED the "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" video when it came out and I wanted to buy a tight purple dress so I could look like Whitney. She NEVER should have gotten involved with Bobby Brown!!
How sad is this... Pirate Davis is a little baby boy with f'd up parents who gave him the name PIRATE. Yes, Korn's lead singer Jonathan Davis and his porn star wife Deven Davis named their newborn son PIRATE.
It just keeps getting sadder and sadder. This poor child will have no friends... and there really isn't even a good NICKNAME for Pirate so he doesn't have to be called Pirate his whole life!!
Here's a link to the Pat O'Brien dirty voicemails... It says it is not work safe - I did NOT listen to it - please let me know if it's a bad link or anything!
He's SOOOOO nasty. At first you feel for the guy when you find out he's going into rehab for drinking problem... but then all this other stuff comes out about what a perv he is and it's like EEEEEW!!!
Oh, and here's his "heartfelt message" on The Insider website...
A Special Message from Pat
"The Insider"'s PAT O'BRIEN wants you to know in this heartfelt message that he has decided to voluntarily take some time off from hosting his top-rated entertainment magazine show to enter a rehabilitation program. To viewers, friends and fans, he says:
"I have had a problem with alcohol. I have decided to take action by checking myself into an intensive recovery program. Overcoming this problem is a top priority in my life, and I am excited to return to work as soon as I am able."
LMAO... OK, I can't really be too mean because of all the boy band kids I've ever met, Justin Jeffre was very nice...
I won't get into the story of my crazy night with Justin, my friend Kate, and "Sully" the roadie who has made a few appearances on Newlyweds... but Justin isn't a bad guy.
I think he just wants some attention... He's apparently running for Mayor of Cincinnati... AND HE WANTS VH-1 TO DO A REALITY SHOW FOLLOWING HIS CAMPAIGN.
OK... so famous people like Arnold and Sonny Bono, etc. can run for public office and win - but THEY ARE REALLY REALLY FAMOUS... If I said the name "Justin Jeffre" most people wouldn't even know who the hell he was unless you say - formerly of 98 Degrees the band Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson's husband, was in...
Anyway, I just had to write about that because I thought it was funny.
Here he is leaving Koi the other night with an unidentified (at least I don't know who the hell she is) woman...
He always has a weird kind of look about him, but he looks pretty tanked to me...
OK, a little ADDENDUM to this Post...
I received an email from a former listener in Tampa who told me that her sister had a very strange experience backstage with John Mayer. It involved John Mayer whining about how he can't find any nice girls... and he apparently started playing with himself!!
Have you heard any stories like this about him? Please share!!!
Guess she's bored with Tinkerbell... or maybe she LOST Tink again... maybe Tink took off with Bit Bit and now Paris needs a new little dog... I don't know.
What's even stranger than the new doggie... Paris carrying a GNOME????
And even more weird...
PARIS PUMPS HER OWN GAS????
Well, gas prices are so high right now I guess even the heiress doesn't want to pay for full service!!!
Seriously, I'm in MA - 40 minutes outside Boston - and gas is $2.05 regular, and $2.30 for premium!!!!!!!!!
On his way to a casting call... is he distraught because he knows he won't get the part... or is he distraught because he and Jessica ARE THROUGH???
Lots of people saying Jess & Nick are done... I don't buy it. They want to sell the house they've lived in through all of Newlyweds... but I really think they'll work things out.
Yeah they get on each other's nerves but ALL COUPLES are like that... they can't break up. They just... can't!
Seriously... I really think this is a well thought out publicity stunt... giving out the wrong phone numbers???
COME ON!
I don't watch Idol - but I heard about the frigging show ALL DAY today - on every radio station, all over TV, etc... I am just OVER the whole Idol thing... but I am tempted to watch it tonight just because I heard about it ALL DAY TODAY...
That's why I think they did it on purpose. They're getting down to the nitty gritty and in order to drum up some attention I think they purposely put the wrong phone numbers up for publicity.
But that's just my 2 cents... maybe they really did screw it up. The Fox representatives I heard talking about it today seemed pretty excited about the flub up though!
Opinions?
Oh, and did you know there's an American Idol Barbie? Well... there's 3 finalists... Barbie, Tori & Simone, and you get to watch them perform and then VOTE for which one should win...
This is probably old news but I just saw it on the AI site!
Britney and Kevin went to JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE'S CLUB to celebrate Kevin's birthday!!!
Now, obviously - Justin wasn't there... but why on earth would they choose Chi of all places to celebrate his birthday? I mean... there's no way Britney can go to Justin's club and NOT think about Justin!!
Very weird.
I'm looking for a clean copy of the picture of Kevin's "F*** You It's My Birthday" hat...
Lindsay out and about in NYC on Monday... just a week after she sprained her ankle while filming "Just My Luck"... that digger she took - yes, it was for the camera... but she sprained her ankle while doing it!
What up with the fishnets under the ripped jeans? I think I wore that combination when I was 10 and went as a "punk" for Halloween!!
So Sarah Jessica Parker was replaced by Joss Stone... The Gap said SJP just doesn't represent what The Gap is about anymore... OK, fine.
Well accoroding to friends, SJP is NOT HAPPY about being replaced by an "unknown"...
"Sarah's spring campaign for Gap has only just started and she felt the announcement of her replacement in the same week that the new ads are appearing is a bit of a snub," one friend said.
"Joss is not only a teenager, she's also a virtual unknown. Had her replacement been a big star, perhaps Sarah wouldn't have minded so much."
Bitchy bitchy bitchy.
I love SJP, but how rude - if it's true. And I love Joss Stone - she'll be great in the ads, she is super cute!
I have a bunch of things to do today... a close relative is 90 today - so Ky and I are going to visit her, then to see my grandmother, then to the mall, then out to dinner with my dad... So I'll do dirt later...
Check out the links - there's plenty of juicy stuff on my favorite sites!!
What the hell is that thing she's carrying? It seems to be a photo album with the word LOVE on the cover and a picture of Paris & Paris inside the heart...
Jessica I'm Not A Ho Anymore Alba Poses Topless for GQ
Yes, this is the girl who recently told Cosmo she didn't want to be a slut anymore... well, I guess posing topless for GQ doesn't make you a slut... maybe now she's just going to be a dt!
From their honeymoon... not sure if people have seen these yet but I haven't - thanks to Amanda for sending them to me!!!
Some of these were published in Star Magazine... but most of them I've never seen... I think it's hilarious how all the people who worked at this resort were all about having their picture taken with Britney & Kevin - like even in THEIR BED!!!
How cute! I prefer the "If they mated" on Conan's show because he makes them look so goofy... but those are some pictures of what Demi & Ashton's little love child might look like.
Not sure how true this is... Star has been notorious for printing BS stories lately... but apparently Britney kicked Kevin out of bed - he's sleeping on the other side of their 9,000 square foot home.
Kevin's friends say he is sick of her bitching - about him not wanting to have kids, about his smoking, that he never pays attention to her, etc...
But he's not ready to leave yet - and why would he? HE LIKES THE MONEY.
These pictures of them are floating around... I grabbed the weirdest ones... I guess they are just playing around and acting like normal people by the pool - but if I knew there were cameras on me at all times I think I'd be careful... Thanks to Amanda for sending them to me!!
OK Amanda sent me these pictures last week and I forgot to post them... but I haven't seen them anywhere else yet... What is Nicole Richie doing?
This set of pictures displays suspicious behavior on a desolate street between Nicole and an unknown older man. After reaching into her bag while looking around for onlookers, he hands her a pouch. Following this, she quickly gives him a kiss and walks away.
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni live down the street from Britney... and they want to move!
At first I was thinking it must be the stench... but actually, David and Tea are SICK OF THE PAPARAZZI around constantly. There is no peace and quiet at ALL anymore because Britney & Kevin are CONSTANTLY being stalked!
Apparently Ashlee Simpson was all cuddled up with one of her band members the other night at Marquee... According to Page Six she's been dating this guy for 2 weeks.
Page Six also reports ex-Idol Mario Vasquez was stalking Jessica and Ashlee all over the place that same night... and security had to kick him out!
Gap has issued a statement that Sarah Jessica Parker will no longer be a Gap spokesmodel... they say she NO LONGER REPRESENTS WHAT GAP STANDS FOR...
She's been replaced with Joss Stone. Joss is a cutie patootie and I LOVE her song "Right to be Wrong"... but I love SJP too and I think it's the Gap's rude way of saying "She's too old."
Do you think they are purposely NOT standing too close to each other? Usually people will pose together but they are definitely keeping their distance in most of these pictures!
They just do not look comfortable around each other AT ALL... makes me wonder... did they actually have an affair and she ditched him? Or are they just trying to avoid more rumors by looking blah and not touching?
She had lunch with her parents and then signed some autographs, with a nice pink Bic lighter in hand... and some cash - did he pay her for the autograph lol?
Britney is now saying that she married Jason Alexander in Vegas last New Year's in order to SHOCK THE SH*T OUT OF HER PARENTS!!
Britney claims she was "lost" and screaming out for guidance and attention... so she decided getting married in Vegas would get her the attention she needed.
At least she's being honest, right? She did it for attention?
What is her excuse for marrying Kevin Federline??? That's what I'm dying to know!
According to friends of Nick Carter, he's not over Paris Hilton - in fact, they say he BEGGED HER to get back together with him - and that's why he's "taken to the bottle"...
I guess before he was arrested for DUI the other night, he was "drowning his sorrows" and crying over Paris...
What a LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER. I can't believe his friends would even suggest such a thing... I don't like Paris, but NICK is responsible for his own idiocy!!
"One Tree Hill" star Chad Michael Murray is not so kind to little creatures. Murray's co-star, Bethany Joy Lenz, told www.lindzi.com: "Chad and [another co-star] Tyler [Hilton] blow up things. They buy mice from the pet store and tie them to model airplanes that they fly. They fly the rats. They rig it . . . I think they drop the rats before the plane explodes. I don't know."
That's just gross. I hope it's not true... especially since I - and everyone else for that matter - love Tyler's song!!!
OK, is it me... or is Alicia Keys trying to look like Christina Aguilera on the Justified/Stripped tour last year? Remember that BAD black thing with her gut hanging out... Now Alicia's wearing it in red... and in black... yes, she's got TWO OF THIS OUTFIT!!!
Just to refresh your memory, here's Christina's let it all hang out outfit...
Here's a blurb from Popdirt.com which makes me think... Hilary?
A blind item in The New York Post asks, "Which teen queen isn't as clean as she'd like us all to believe? The wild child has a code name for her favorite drug, cocaine. She refers to it as 'beeks', as in, 'you guys got any beeks?'"
She just looks AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL... There needs to be a new word to describe how bad Britney looks lately... I guess because she used to look so hot ALL THE TIME, it's just weird that she can be this bad looking... Can someone PLEASE explain to me why she has these black extensions??? And WHY GOD WHY is she wearing SCRUNCHIES every day now???
OK so I saw this come on the other night and I was like "pffffft screw Lizzie Grubman and this stupid show..."
BUT I AM HOOKED!!
I watched it today. It's tacky as all hell... but I like it!
Lizzie is a troll first of all... but something about the show intrigues me.
She takes herself very seriously... and obviously has made quite a career for herself... but the girls working for her could replace Paris & Nicole in the Simple Life... they are so stupid.
The only thing they had to do on this episode was show up for a club opening in NYC with an organized guest list and work the door. By organized... I mean in ALPHABETICAL ORDER. So that when people show up they can flip to the name and be like "cool you're in"...
But no. They can't even get it alphabetized... because they wanted to go shopping and get new outfits before going to the party. The saddest thing is that their new outfits were lame anyway!!!
Then Lizzie had this other chick who works for her up in Philly with JaRule (one of her clients) for an autograph signing at Bally's. Only problem - the chick forgot to bring PICTURES FOR JA RULE TO AUTOGRAPH!!! He was pissed... but then they ended up having him sign frisbees. Genius!
I really wonder if they planned the f ups for TV for dramatic effect... I don't know. I find it hard to believe a high class PR firm has such dipshits working there... but then again... well, nevermind.
So next episode is P.Diddy's annual party in the Hamptons... and one of the girls who works for Lizzie is all obsessed with Paris Hilton and tries to make friends with her... of course that is a big no-no...
Have you seen this show - what do you think? It's lame, I know... but I guess there's something interesting about that behind the scenes stuff to me... and it's kinda cool to see how cheesy and tacky it all really is!!
Gag me. Britney has now decided that she is no longer going to talk to the press about her personal life. She has a statement on her website about how the article in Allure focused too much on personal things... and she's now only going to reveal things through "art"...
She is so lame. I mean, SHE ANSWERED ALL THE QUESTIONS, she has paraded around in "Award Winning Wife" tee-shirts, has her husband all over the cover of a magazine, then takes her top off for this photo shoot with Allure, and NOW she's complaining they focus too much on her personal life!
Britney... what else is there to focus on right now?????
OK how weird is this. Apparently some condo owners in Vegas are using Tara Reids name and referencing the "wardrobe malfunction" she had at P.Diddy's party last year... you know, when her BOOB FELL OUT OF HER DRESS... They have an ad running that says, "Dear Tara Reid. Come let it all hang out."
Tara is PISSED... so she is SUING the owners of this condo project who came up with the ad.
Tara claims the ad implies she intentionally let her dress strap slip and that Sky Las Vegas is capitalizing on her misfortune by misrepresenting her as "sexually lewd or immoral."
MISREPRESENTING HER AS LEWD OR IMMORAL?
Yeah, because Tara Reid is the epitome of morality... RIGHT.
How weird is this. In the Allure Magazine article, Britney talks about Michael Jackson and says he needs to GET DRUNK AND GET IN A FIGHT!!!
Here's the quote...
"If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help," she tells Allure magazine.
"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'
"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."
Two coffees? One hot, one iced? I bet they're both for her too...
And what is up with this... I can see Paris and Britney and Hilary carrying their tiny little 5 pound dogs down the street (I guess)... but why is MK trying to carry a huge dog down the street?? He probably weighs more than she does!!
I was thinking about watching this show... but I can not stand looking at Lizzie Grubman. She was on the view yesterday... and she's so hideous... and she is SUCH A DITZ. I mean, she must have some kind of smarts considering how famous she is... but there's something about her I can't stand. I thought she was like super young... but she looks older than she probably is. Too much time in the tanning booth!
Charlie Sheen is vehemently denying rumors that he cheated on Denise Richards... He says cheating has nothing to do with their divorce.
“I did not cheat on my wife. These stories and allegations are unconscionable. The reason for our separation is a private matter between the two of us.”
I want to know what's up... it had to be bad for her to leave him while pregnant!!!
Yeah, the Bruce "thing"... As in him putting his hands in her pants in public the other night and then taking off upstairs together the Peninsula Hotel...
But Lindsay's reps say the relationship is purely professional. They met for the first time the other night... and the only thing she is interested in is a business relationship.
She wants Bruce to be the producer of her next film.
OK, so they don't want a relationship - but that doesn't mean they're not sleeping together!!!
OK not that it's funny because she's in the hospital and had to have 19 stitches in her head... but I find it difficult to feel bad for someone who fell while TRYING TO REACH THE TOP SHELF IN HER WARDROBE...
The girl just has too many clothes to store them all within reach, how can I have sympathy?
Must have been scary for Justin who found her bleeding on the floor!!
Yeah as if we can't smell him through the pictures on a computer screen or in the pages of Star Magazine... He reeks, and you can tell.
Kevin's ex-girlfriend Amy Woody is saying she was grossed out by Kevin's lack of cleanliness. She says he would go for DAYS without showring... he always had BO, didn't wash his hair, etc. A friend of Shar Jackson also says she was disgusted by how nasty Kevin was...
I guess he would go to Vegas to gamble for days on end and would barely sleep - and would NEVER shower.
YUCK. I mean, we knew this... but it's funny to know his former girlfriends are actually speaking up about it.
OMG... when I saw this picture the other day I thought - THERE IS NO WAY THESE TWO HOOKED UP!!!
I mean, she IS about the same age as his oldest daughter... he IS old enough to be her dad.. he turns 50 this year and she is barely legal...
BUT THEY WERE ALL OVER EACH OTHER at the "Hostage" after party the other night... and according to Page Six they slipped upstairs together (with a few friends)... At one point, Bruce had her pants down a little...
EW EW EW EW EW.
He's hot, I would definitely go there - but I'm also pushing 30. She's like 18!
Demi has got to be FURIOUS... but I'm sure he'll just be like "look who you're dating cradle robber!!!"
OK, so Britney's going to star in some comedy - "In the Pink"... but even funnier than the fact that Britney's getting a second chance at a film career is the fact that CHER is going to be in the movie too.
If you recall, a few weeks ago Cher was on stage in Australia and called Britney and J-Lo HOES!!!
So I wonder what's going to happen...
Also starring in this movie - Bette Midler and Tim Allen.
According to the New York Daily News and sources close to Mrs. Federline... Britney is extremely jealous of all the attention her HUSBAND has been getting since he was on the cover of Details, and she is CONVINCED that women are OBSESSED WITH HIM!!!
Yes, you read correctly. Britney thinks Kevin is like the world's most wanted man. Like, Britney thinks all these girls are swooning over him. She thinks we all want a piece of him.
I can see people like Jennifer Aniston worrying about other women wanting her man (well, when they were still together), or Penelope Cruz worrying that people want her Matthew... BUT NOBODY WANTS KEVIN FEDERLINE.
Britney is completely out of her mind.
They went shopping the other day and Britney flipped out when the female sales clerk started talking to Kevin... Britney flipped her off and dragged Kevin out of the store!!!
And you'd think if she's so insecure about Kevin getting with other women she'd try to make herself look attractive once in a while!!!!
Oh yeah, that's an old picture. I just needed something.
According to Teen Today, Angelina Jolie is a "lesbian sex expert"... Here are some quotes from the article.
"I have loved women in the past and slept with them too. I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things in a certain way."
"As crazy as it sounds, meeting a man in a hotel room for a few hours, and not seeing that man again for a few months, is about all I can handle. I can feel like a woman and get close to a man, but it's not a relationship which interferes with my family. I've never had a one night stand - these are people that I know very well."
Hmmmmmm I wonder how well she's gotten to know BRAD PITT???
You can click the thumbnails to see the larger images...
These pictures of Pink dancing in the street and smoking are making their way around the web... and people are calling that a "bump" on her tummy... thinking she's pregnant... and of course she's smoking so we HOPE she's not pregnant.
I don't think that looks like a pregnant belly though. She's always had a little pudge!!! I just don't think she is pregnant... but those are the pictures.
She looks like a big dork dancing around in the street doesn't she??
Britney's going to be in Allure Magazine soon... apparently "naked" on the cover. Well, not totally naked. She'll be wearing that necklace Kevin gave her. There's a pic from the photo shoot... but where are the full body nudes???
Sad. Even in magazines she's trying to look unattractive!!
Thank you Haley for telling me about this! I know a LOT of people from Tampa read this... I'm sure you've already heard this is going on... but how cool is it that Extreme Makeover is right in Seminole?
I REMEMBER when this shooting happened at the Radio Shack. It was right before we moved to Columbia... so I think it's so awesome they are rebuilding this guy's house.
Here's the link to the articles in the St. Pete Times...
Britney & Kevin were kicked out of 2 restaurants in Beverly Hills the other because they brought Bit Bit in with them. Duh, you can't bring your PET into a restaurant!!! It's against board of health regulations.
They tried to go to Crustacean and as you can see above... they got booted.
Then they went to Trattoria Amici Restaurant and were kicked out again... NO DOGS ALLOWED.
The manager then chased them down the street and said they could come in as long as they HID BIT BIT IN BRITNEY'S BAG...
Click the pic to enlarge it...
Yes, they hid the poor little doggie inside that lame "Bitchy" bag!!!
Ah yes, Nick Carter, arrested again. This time for DUI. He doesn't really look that bad in his mugshot.
I'm just embarassed by the fact that when I first moved to Tampa I was all about trying to hook up with him... What was I thinking?
I think it was just the fact that he was somewhat accessible since he lived closeby... I don't know. EW. Thank God he was not interested in me (as if right LOL...)
OK I guess she isn't pregnant but she looks like she is TRYING TO LOOK PREGNANT... or something. She looks HUGE in this dress. Plus, it's just plain ugly. She's been wearing a lot of browns since getting with Marc Anthony - have you noticed?
OK, even lamer than the pot leaf sweatshirt is the fact that we now know she owns several of them in a rainbow array of colors!! She was wearing a green one the other day... and who wears that kind of stuff when going to meet up with daddy anyway?
She is SUCH A DORK with that tee-shirt... its like she knows Kevin is a total loser so she wears these tee-shirts about being married to him CONSTANTLY to get attention.
I hope you're enjoying the dirt... There is SO MUCH from the weekend, make sure you keep reading...
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In case you've been dying to know how Tori Spelling has been spending her time... She is hosting this E! Show "40 Celebrity Weddings & A Funeral"... It's on right now. I watched all of 5 minutes and couldn't stand to look at Tori anymore so I shut it off.
Justin Timberlake has been chosen to play a young Elton John in a movie about his life... but once Justin read the script he was disappointed because there is no "sex and drug taking"... Justin was excited to be hand picked by Elton for the role, but is refusing to do the film unless the script is changed to include more on Elton's partying days...
So does this mean JT wants to engage in the simulation of gay sex acts on camera???
Oh, and I can't see how ANY of this is even possible considering it's a DISNEY movie!
Only P.Dicky would say something like this... He believes that since older men are now wearing his Sean John clothing they now have younger girlfriends...
Here's a great P.Dick quote...
"Sean John apparel is like fashion Viagra. I tell you no lie, there's a trend that's going on right now where we have a lot of older men over 50 that are wearing Sean John - and they have younger girlfriends."
Christina Aguilera says she wants to wear a "traditional" wedding dress... whe won't be ho-ing it up for her dearly beloved... she's going conservative, long, flowing, white wedding gown.
I pictured her in that "November Rain" little slut bride dress - remember that???
But Christina says, "The dress will be conservative. Don't expect the sort of stuff that hangs off me on the stage. I want white and kind of traditional."
Cute. Can't wait to see it... she's hoping for a winter wedding because she wants to finish her album first.
Donald Trump sent Martha Stewart 18 roses when she was released from prison the other day.
Donald also said this...
"She's really happy to be out," said Trump, who also arranged her flight home on one of his private jets. "She's really thrilled to be with her family. Now she needs some time to breathe. What she suffered is unbelievable and so unfair."
Paris Hilton is apparently taking racing lessons in order to ESCAPE THE PAPARAZZI when they are following her.
Hello - does she not know what happened to Princess Diana??? Running from the photographers... I can understand not wanting to be followed - but don't go risking your life - well, better yet someone else's - by speeding like an idiot!
Paris ADMITS she loves fast cars - and has "gone 140 with nobody else on the road" and she brags, "I've never had an accident."
I guess J-Lo has told friends she LIKES being bossed around by her husband Marc Anthony. He tells her what to do, where to go, even WHAT TO WEAR... and she likes it.
We KNOW Ben was totally whipped by her, so I guess she likes the dominant type. I can see Marc being this way...
He's so ugly though. I don't get how she can be attracted to him.
Looks like Star Jones right? It's not!!! It's that Flotilla the Drag Queen chick... er, dude... that is impersonating her. No WONDER she is all pissed off... I've seen the other pictures and I thought "it looks nothing like her"... but in this picture - the actual ad - it DOES look like her.
Super funny.
Star's lawyers are all over this. Lawsuit against PETA going on bigtime.
I wonder if this will make "HOT TOPICS" on The View this week??
This is pretty stupid, but since Mark McGrath is hot I figured its an excuse to put a picture of him up here LOL...
Mark's hosting "Extra" now (as if you didn't know) and they've set up a boxing match between him and his boxing idol - Sugar Ray Leonard. Of course we also know Mark's band "Sugar Ray" is named after Sugar Ray Leonard... so they're going to duke it out on tomorrow's show.
I may or may not remember to tune in.
Here's the quotes from the Extra website...
"I'm serious about this," Mark insisted. "I mean pretty serious. If he wants to dance, I'll dance. If he wants to brawl, I'll brawl. I'm pretty confident. What's the worst that can happen?"
"This is more than a fight, this is personal," said Leonard. "It's going to take more than a pretty face and a soft jab to knock me down. I'm going to lay him out."
Expect the unexpected, Monday on "Extra," when Sugar meets Sugar Ray.
YESS!!! At an Oscar party... He must have been wasted or something... apparently Jon Voight, Angelina's estranged father, confronted Brad Pitt at an Oscar party and said "we need to talk" about the tabloid rumors that Angelina and Brad are an item!
Brad declined conversation and told Voight to contact his manager if he wanted to continue the discussion.
Madonna first introduced Kabbalah to me at a time in my life when it was much needed. It has helped me get rid of a lot of negative influences that were guiding me down the wrong path. There came a point where not even my family or my advisors had the answers I needed. The answers I was looking for were all in my heart. Through Kabbalah, I was able to look within myself, clear all the negative energy and turn my life around.
Now that the chaos has subsided, I finally feel as though I have the control I've wanted over my own destiny. I'm in a place where I can take Kabbalah seriously and truly learn from it.
Whatever your religion may be, it's amazing what the power of prayer can do, it can even perform miracles!
ARE YOU JOKING??? She thinks that EVERYONE ELSE was leading her down the wrong path??? And now that she is MARRIED TO KEVIN FEDERLINE she is TAKING THE RIGHT PATH???
OK so J-Lo was on the Today Show the other day... performing in the freezing cold - but wearing a "belly bearing" shirt... so we could see that she is NOT pregnant...
Matt Lauer asked her about the pregnancy rumors, and this is what she said...
"I think I've been pregnant about 17 times," adding, "[I'm] trying to keep that part of my life very personal."
NOW, she did NOT deny it!!! She didn't say "no I am not pregnant"... And honestly, um, I did not show until I was almost 5 months pregnant!!! I wasn't even in good shape, so someone like J-Lo who works out all the time might not show until 6 months!!
Apparently Paris Hilton and her new man Paris Latsis were vacationing in the Carribean... and kept people up all night with their bedroom antics.
I guess they were load, moaning, squealing, and banging the bed against the wall... and they'd stop... and then start up again, over and over all night.
I have no news to share about Dr. Phil. I put this on my other blog because it's scary... and I thought I would put it up here too in hopes that it might scare you out of your seat this morning.
OK so I know this article has already been talked about, but until now I couldn't find any actual quotes from it online... so here are some of the things Jessica Alba told Cosmo. She is SLUTTY!!!
From Contact Music...
"I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.
"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.
"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.
"Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."
OK, I must have missed the reports that she IS GAY... but now she's got her publicist working 'round the clock to squash the rumors that she is having an affair with a female relative of a famous actor...
I don't know what is up with this. Someone is just making up crap... either that or it's true and that's why Jennifer is having someone put so much effort into denying it.
However, I highly doubt one could go from sleeping with the manliest of all men EVER to being a lesbian. But then again, maybe since she's had the best man ever she knows nobody will ever compare so she's opted to go for women.
They are so not scandalous I totally forgot they were even engaged. I love him, he's so adorable... he's my favorite in American Pie. He kinda looks like an ex of mine too...
They broke of their engagement but will remain friends.
What is with everyone breaking up... or getting engaged???
I KNEW Chris Rock was starting trouble by joking about Jude Law at the beginning of the Oscars the other night... Jude Law is one of those people who you know takes himself VERY seriously... I mean, it was kinda rude to single him out - but anyway...
Jude Law apparently fired his agent at CAA and hired someone else to represent him.
What would his agent have to do with Chris Rock making fun of him?
According to Page Six, Paris and Nicole Richie were both having dinner in the same restaurant the other night... Paris with her man - Paris, and Nicole with her fiance and some friends... and Lionel was there too... and Paris and Nicole never even looked at each other. They avoided each other like the plague...
She says she stays away from drugs because she wants to keep her young face. She says she's also seen the damage drugs do to people... she doesn't want to end up like that. She says she hates seeing young Hollywood girls who do drugs and look "old and haggard"...
Paris just says no to crack - instead she just drinks herself into a sick oblivion, smokes a little weed (cuz come on, that's not a drug), and has sex with everyone. It's cool.
And yes, there's a reason why I chose that picture of her with Courtney Love LOL.
Lindsay Lohan says she has tried pot. Yep, the master of the obvious has let us in on this little "secret" of hers. Oh, but don't worry, she says she didn't like it. She also hasn't tried anything harder because she has seen what cocaine has done to her father. I have a feeling its more daught like father than we know. She "reveals" all this in an interview with W magazine.
Gisele Bundchen is ALL upset that Leonardo didn't win the Oscar for Best Actor... she says he deserved it. She thinks he did a better job than Jamie Foxx.
Talk about being a SORE LOSER... and honestly, do you think Leonardo REALLY wants her saying stuff like that??? What a dumbass.
They have a 1 year old daughter and she is 6 months pregnant, but she wants a divorce. She's already filed... and wants full custody of the children and spousal support. He will have visitation.
CRAZINESS... I had no idea they were having trouble. She's TOTALLY hot and MILFY... and he's kind of a loser... She'll be fine!!
Are small dogs like the new HOT ACCESSORY IN HOLLYWOOD??? Seriously, EVERYONE has small dogs now... and they all carry them around like they are accessories... like, new shoes, cute bracelet, nice scarf, small dog... SO BIZARRE.
And is that a purse Hilary is carrying? Or is it the dog carrier?
And why do none of these people actually let the dog WALK? It's like they always have to be carrying the dog... dogs need to walk and run, they are not babies!!
Anyway, it's just funny how its like the "in" thing to have a small dog if you're a celebrity!
I just found out that Cameron Diaz is FURIOUS with Justin because lately Britney has been calling him like crazy!!
Apparently Justin says he is just "being supportive" - but Cameron is not happy about him taking calls from Britney.
I got the story from Contact Music but I have no idea if it's true or not. I mean, Britney's MARRIED to the SWEETEST and most WONDERFUL MAN in the whole world... why would she need to call that slouch ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake??
Without showing nipple... well Pamela's are bigger, but not by much. I swear, they must have tape on their nipples so their tops can ALMOST show nipple...
At the Soul Train Awards... what is up with that hair? It's just not pretty. I liked her hair long... this like feathered kinda thing isn't working at all.
It seems J-Lo - with the help of husband Marc Anthony - has a song for Ben on her new CD "Rebirth"... here are the lyrics to "(Can't Believe) This is Me"...
Without a word or a reason, Like a coward, you're leaving. Sitting here inside an empty room that was filled with us. Only boxes to define what was left of what we used to call love. It's sad that after all of this time, you have nothing to say. Ooh, and the only thing that you could've done, you choose to walk away.
What do you think? All about Ben?
The weird thing is, why would Marc even help her write a song about her ex.. doesn't that seem odd? SHADY... but I guess they knew if she addressed Ben on the CD it would be publicized so that's why they did it LOL.
The pic is from J-Lo's CD signing at Virgin Megastore the other day.
I've heard for a while BSB was going to get back together... they're supposed to be putting out a new CD soon and promise to have a single released sometime THIS MONTH.
TK heard one of their new songs and said it's awesome...
Of course, we all know him as Zach... he's done with NYPD Blue and will now have his own series on FOX... about a brother and a sister who RUN A WEDDING CHAPEL IN VEGAS!! Not sure when it will start...
Scheduled to guest star - Britney Spears and Nicky Hilton.
Ashlee Simpson is either a maneater... or a little slut.
Of course we know allll about her and Ryan Cabrera... but she apparently was seeing Nick Carter while he was still with Paris - and it's one of the reasons why Paris and Nick broke up! Maybe THAT would explain the nasty text messages between Lindsay and Paris about Ashlee...
Especially since we know Ashlee has been hanging out with Wilmer Valderamma now that he and Lindsay are through.
AND, sources are saying Ashlee has been "hooking up with" members of her band! Ray Brady, her guitarist... and now she's getting it on with the other guitarist in her band, Braxton Olita!!!
SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT...
Look at that pic too - did you ever notice how big her boobs are?
Guess who was holding up the bathroom line at the Oscars?
Renee Zellweger!! I am not surprised... she seems like the type that would end up having to take some time in the bathroom - after all, SHE ALWAYS LOOKS SOOOO FRIGGING CONSTIPATED!!!
Halle Berry, Robin Williams, and Leonardo DiCaprio were ALL waiting outside the bathroom (it was unisex) for Renee to finish LOL.
OK this one scares me... While hanging out in the lobby of a radio station in New York City yesterday, a member of 50 Cent's entourage was SHOT in the leg!
50 was doing an on-air interview at WQHT in New York, while his entourage waited in the lobby... at some point someone mentioned 50 was dropping his protege "The Game" from his G-Unit clique, and then a shot was fired...
They aren't saying who was shot, and they haven't arrested anyone yet.
OK, here's where it's really weird. If they were IN THE LOBBY of a radio station, you would think SOMEONE would have noticed who shot the guy!!!! They must have all known each other, right??? Or did some random guy show up, act like he was part of the entourage, get into the building, shoot, and run?
I'm baffled by this one. And it scares me to know they do their "business" in RADIO STATION LOBBIES!!!
